do seagulls have seagoals
this one does
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling
My bosses and co workers got me a card, cookie cake, and ordered pizza and wings for my last day! It’s so nice of everyone, I will really miss working with everyone here!